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*WDA* DoC

Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Posts: 2616 Location: Belgica, EU
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:22 pm Post subject: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.  _________________ "As our boat touched sand and the ramp went down, I became a visitor to Hell."
Pvt. Charles Neighbor
29th Division
Omaha Beach
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Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 391 Location: Hollywood, Fl (USA)
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*WDA* DoC

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 _________________ "As our boat touched sand and the ramp went down, I became a visitor to Hell."
Pvt. Charles Neighbor
29th Division
Omaha Beach
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The Punisher
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